I just caught spiderman 2, in case u din manage to understand the title of this entry.....
i just have one query....
Why issit that movie characters always have something inspirational to say in times of distress?
If i was spiderman, this is what would have happened:
Me: Eh turn that stupid machine off leh... going to explode liao... i dun want to die..... i haven tell mary jane i like her leh.....
Dumb Prof: Wah lan you think i dun want to turn it off meh..... these arms are controlling me leh... they keep psychoing me to explode the whole damn city and kill half of New York.
Me: Basket, you just try to psycho them back lah..... they psycho you, you dunno how to psycho them back meh.... Use a bit of willpower lah... study so much liddat also dunno.... biangz..... i still want to write my paper on you one leh.... you damn loser leh.....
Dumb Prof: Ok lah ok lah i try lah..... *stares and tries his best to overcome the 4 stupid arms*
Me: Wah lan, you bloody piece of shit, can you f***ing hurry up or not.... going explode liao leh.... you better turn it off before i f***ing cut off your balls and throw them into that big f***ing energy ball in the middle....
Dumb Prof: Wah lan, i waiting for you to say something inspirational to ignite my senses mah.... All movies also like that one....
Me: ok ok..... erm, ok, you said something before about talent b4 rite? Its a privelege, not a gift from god.... you are supposed to use it for the good of mankind...... eh issit ah? argh, i think so lah.... quick quick, save the world....
Dumb Prof: *tries hard to overcome 4 arms* but there is no way to turn it off..... unless..... wait.... the river..... unless i drown it....
Me: Wah biangz, now then you think about it.... hurry up go and drown with it.... go go go!!!!! You die better than me and Mary Jane die rite..... we still need to confess our love for each other one leh.... aiyah, cant be bothered talk so long with u liao lah.... talk some more the thing sure explode one..... i go save mary jane and be hero liao.....
Dumb Prof: Wah lan, other movie hor, people will always say something emotional before the villian makes the sacrifice to save the world one leh..... how come you never one? *stares blankly as spiderman flies off to save mary jane*......
Me: Hiak hiak.... time to win over the damsel in distress....
Dumb Prof: wah lan..... why issit must i die..... stupid 4 arms.....
-end of story-
Somehow in movies hor, these people just seem to have something awesome to say..... those one-liners that are damn cheem and that will spark off some emotional outbreak in the movie.... and that will change the whole storyline and the good guys win again at the end of the day..... haha.....
I still like my Singlish version of spiderman..... maybe i should sell it to jack neo so that he can make a movie out of it again.... and as usual, get mark lee to sing the theme song for it, play it in all the MRT stations, make it sound terribly high-pitch and out of key..... these are like the essential tenets of success for a local movie i tell you....
btw, i haven watched that bai liu li bai thingy.... so i cant comment much..... =P
till then...
=)
Currently listening to: fan yi cheng - chu chi zhi wai
Currently feeling: mischievous